3-0-0 (so far)

Jonathan is playing soccer for his third season with Cutters.

The difference this year?
The coaching!
After a lot of coaxing and cajoling on my part, Mike finally agreed to coach Jonathan's soccer team. He appears to be enjoying the experience. He is definitely doing a fabulous job. The players are learning important soccer skills while having fun at the same time.

It's been a great season so far. No rain to deal with. And a three win - zero loss record to be proud of.

Our team, officially named FC Dallas, prefers to be known as the Gators. They are easily identified not only by their bright yellow t-shirts, but by their enthusiastic celebrations following every successful goal scored against the opposing team. They run around clapping their hands in a "gator-mouth-like" motion yelling in complete abandon until they find a fellow player to high-five or "belly-bump". What is especially great about this group of kids is their sense of team spirit and inclusiveness. No one yells or says mean things - even when a "mistake" is made.

The team consists of eleven players. Eight boys and three girls. All nuts!



The picture above was taken the same night the professional photographer came to take pictures of all the teams. They cooperated (mostly) with the photographer and looked like a typical group of soccer players. For me, however, they showed their true selves. I love it!

Puppy update

After searching for quite a while, we were lucky enough to find a fabulous new home for our sweet puppy. Katie now lives with Mike's parents and is adjusting beautifully. She has other dogs to play with, people who are home to spend time with her, and plenty of special treatment. (I think it only took two days for her to worm her way into George and Ramona's bed early in the morning. She just loves to cuddle!)

While we are very relieved that Katie is doing so well, I have to admit that I really miss having her around. Despite those frustrating moments when I felt like I just couldn't handle having a dog for one more minute, Katie really was a sweet puppy and we all miss her terribly.

I guess this is what it means to love something enough to let it go...

(I always thought that was such a cheesy quote.)

Knowing Katie needs a family who is not so busy. Knowing she craves human attention. Knowing that many of her unpleasant behaviors were a result of being so miserable from being left alone so often.

We had to make a difficult decision and give her away to a better home. Not because we don't love her, but because we do.

And now I find myself coming home sometimes after a long day and missing having Katie welcome me back. She would always get so excited to see us. I miss seeing her cuddle up with Sammy while we watch TV. I miss seeing her watch the deer in our backyard through the deck railing. I miss laughing at her while she raced around the basement chasing Jonathan every morning before school. I even miss having her around to talk to (yes, I admit it) when I am home alone.

These mixed emotions have me wondering if maybe I am a dog lover afterall!

This is why I don't like going to the doctor...

I hate going to the doctor.
Really hate it!

In fact, the only times I go to see a doctor seem to be to have a baby (that's been a while!), to take the kids for check-ups (also not as often since they have gotten older), or to the emergency room (for various injuries - sprained ankle, gash in the back of my head from a rollerblading accident, a bad case of mono, etc.). However, last month I decided that the time had come to visit an OBGYN regarding "family planning".

(Code for: "We are definitely not having any more kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
Note: Exclamation points for emphasis and to make my friend, Tracey, laugh.

Anyway, during my exam the doctor had me look at the floor and swallow while he felt my neck. I honestly have never had a doctor examine my neck before (except when I had mono right after high school). I wasn't sure why he was so intent on checking out my throat, but I dutifully swallowed, and swallowed, and swallowed again until I really had no spit left in my mouth. Then he asked me to swallow some more. (In hindsight, I think it would have been a good idea for him to offer me a glass of water so that I had something to actually swallow once my supply of saliva ran dry.)

As it turns out, he was pretty concerned because he detected a rather large lump on my left thyroid. He calmly explained that it might not be anything to worry about, but he thought I should have it checked out. I laughed and told him, "This is why I don't go to the doctor!" He smiled and replied, "No, Kim. This is why you DO go to the doctor." Grrrrrrr. And I guess that he didn't trust me to make an appointment on my own, because he had the nurse draw my blood right then and there to determine if my thyroid was functioning normally. Then he sent a copy of his notes to my regular doctor who I hadn't seen for well over a year. Then he told me that he expected me to call him to let him know the results.

Okay. Yeah. Like I was in a hurry to make those calls.

And so I proceeded to go about my life as usual, although I admit that I thought about calling my doctor. And I even wrote it on a few lists of things I should do. But it actually wasn't until almost two weeks later that I actually made an appointment to see my doctor. See, I'm a good girl. My OBGYN had nothing to worry about, right? (Okay, the truth is that he had called my doctor to see if I had made an appointment to see her. Since I hadn't, she had her office call me on my cell phone to be sure I scheduled one as soon as possible!)

Two days later, I am sitting in my doctor's office talking to the fabulously funny nurse practitioner about the purpose of my thyroid and the various tests that needed to be run on the mysterious lump in my neck. She said that some doctors like to just go right ahead and order a fine needle aspiration (Explanation: A long, skinny needle is stuck into the lump in my neck so that cells can be removed to do a biopsy.) Um, yeah. What are my other options, Doc? Instead we could start with a thyroid ultrasound. Sounds much less painful and I've had ultrasounds before. I'll take option B please!

The ultrasound went smoothly. The nurse who did the ultrasound didn't make any comments, and I was told that I would have the results by the time I met with yet another doctor, an ear nose and throat specialist. 6 days to wait. I can handle that. I'll just spend the time worrying and concocting all of my own theories - most of them unlikely or downright ridiculous.

But I was in luck...
I think.
Because I didn't have to wait that long for the resluts.
The very next day I got a message from my regular doctor's office that I needed to call them back. I figured it was about my tests, so I started freaking out. Typical. I called them back and, as it turns out, the lump on my thyroid is not a cyst. Yay!

Wait.
So what is it then?
Oh. It's just a "solid mass".
And that means what?
Well, we won't know for sure until we do a biopsy to determine if it is benign or malignant.

That's right. Remember that fine needle aspiration test that I opted out of in the beginning? Well, the doctor was kind enough to schedule me to have that test afterall. And what's with these words: biopsy, benign, malignant?

This is why I don't like going to the doctor!

I know you're wondering what happened. Well, I haven't had that lovely "needle-in-my-neck" test yet. That's on Tuesday. Mike is even going to come with me because I am a little bit (okay, a lot) freaked out about it! But I did see the ENT doctor last week and he commented on the size of my thyroid mass as well. How sweet. He said that whether or not it was cancerous, he would reccommend removing it since it is so large. Nice. Then why, dearest doctor, must I still have that needle stuck into my neck next week? Oh, for additional information. The more we know, the better.

Whatever.

So, to recap.
(1) I went to the doctor about birth control options.
(2) I was sent to two other doctors, the hospital and an independent medical office to have tests done on my thyroid.
(3) I am now scheduled for surgery on November 16 to have my left thyroid lobe removed. Oh, and it might turn out that it is necessary to remove the right lobe as well! Sure, take it all! (What did the nurse practitioner say my thyroid did again?)

Note to the reader: The only way I have found to successfully deal with uncomfortable or, in this case terrifying, situations is to joke about them. Please do not take my lightheartedness as an indication of a lack of seriousness regarding my situation. It is simply my most effective coping mechanism.

A plea for help

WANTED:
A new family to love me.

To whom it may concern:
I really am a very sweet puppy. I get along well with other dogs. I am smart. I know many commands; including sit, wait, come, out, up, down, no, okay, go pee, treat, dinner, bed, and lay down. I love people and I am great with kids! I like to be carried around like a baby, have my ears and tummy rubbed, sniff around the yard, or cuddle under a blanket and fall asleep with someone. I like to pretend that I am a ferocious guard dog sometimes, but I am actually pretty timid until I get to know someone. I only bark when the doorbell rings, or at squirrels, bunnies, and balloons. Please take me home and make me a part of your family! Love, Katie

Holiday World Extravaganza

Once upon a time...
There was a family who decided to take a trip to Holiday World to ride some roller coasters and play at the water park. When the family woke up in the morning, the weather forecast called for thunderstorms all day. The mother (being a perpetual pessimist - and subconsciously looking for a way out) felt the trip should be cancelled. Luckily for the children, their father was a very patient and easygoing man. He told the mother to get ready and quit being so negative. So the mother got ready and the family loaded themselves into their truck. The drive to Holiday World went quickly, and the family arrived in good spirits.

The son wanted desperately to ride some of the big roller coasters, but the daughter was afraid. The mother and the son decided to ride The Legend (the 7th best roller coaster on the planet - although no one really knows who rates these things anyway). The picture below depicts the son after riding this coaster which travels at speeds close to 60 mph! (Note: The hairstyle is NOT due entirely to the wind. Jonathan works hard each morning to create a unique style for himself!)


After the roller coaster, the family decided to ride The Frightful Falls (a log ride guaranteed to get you wet) together. While waiting in line, the mother embarrassed the father by forcing him to pose for a picture while some of his coworkers were nearby. (What was she thinking?!? Notice the lovely, cheerful look on his face!)


As the family neared the front of the line, the children convinced their father to ride in the very front of the log (hee hee) so they could get extra wet, although they didn't tell him that. (Gee, I wonder where they got that idea from? Perhaps their mother, who opted out of the ride at the last minute?)


After returning appropriately drenched and very happy, the children insisted on riding a few more rides as a family before lunch. The father chose to sit out (to avoid any nasty accidents involving the contents of his stomach) on the following ride. Also known as The Scrambler during the mother's younger years, this was one of the family's favorites. The children loved squishing together as the ride spun them around!


After lunch, the family had a blast riding the various GIANT water slides at the water park. One hour before the park was scheduled to close, the family decided to split up again so that the mother and son could ride another big roller coaster. Although they were scheduled to meet outside the glassblowing shop at 5:30 pm, the father and daughter got stuck in a long line for the bumper cars leaving the mother and son with nothing to do but amuse themselves by taking silly pictures.


Not to worry, the father had his chance to pose as well (albeit not entirely by choice).


All in all, it was a successful day resulting in only a few minor meltdowns. The daughter summed it up the best when she said it was "TOTALLY AWESOME!"


And they all lived happily ever after...
Until they stopped at Ruby Tuesday's in Jasper, Indiana for dinner on the way home and had the most terrible service ever! (Maybe it's just that I am a waitress and it bugs me extra to have an incompetent server, but I was shaking I was so frustrated. And Mike ended up getting sick from eating his undercooked, nasty burger!)

I heard it on the radio

Ok.
So, our family was driving to Santa Claus, Indiana to spend the day at Holiday World (an amusement park located in the middle of a bunch of cornfields) when Mike decided to turn on the radio.

A little background information:
Every year Boston Scientific (the company Mike works for) reserves a day at Holiday World for the friends and family of their employees. The tickets were completely free, but we had to provide our own transportation. Luckily it is only about a 2-hour drive from our house. The kids were gloriously pacified in the back seat watching a movie (Thank goodness for DVD players!) and I had run out of things to say (Can you believe it?) so Mike told me to lay down and rest while he drove the rest of the way. I'm sure he was just looking out for me - knowing how exhausting the day was going to be, right? It wasn't that I had started asking silly questions and babbling about who knows what!?!

Back to the story...
So, Mike turns on the radio as I lay back and try to take a little nap. I don't really know how long I was dozing when I became slightly aware of the fact that he was listening to the news instead of music. It sounded like they were listing off the price of various commodities - you know, in a monotone voice "The price of corn is $4.56 a bushel, gold has gone up 26 cents, etc." - but not quite. As I slowly dragged myself back to consciousness, I turned to Mike and asked him if they were talking about fish. Without answering, he grinned at me and turned the radio up so I could hear it better.

Sure enough, they were talking about fish.

But not just talking about them like you might expect. They were reporting on who had caught how many of what kind of fish and what they were using as bait!!! Seriously! So I start hearing "On Friday, Leon Snucker caught 14 trout in Backwoods Creek using chicken liver as bait. Fred Morton caught a 76 pound bass using artificial bait on Saturday at 5:00 am. This is a new record here in Po-Dunk, Indiana."

I guess I just found it so funny that on a Saturday morning, the biggest news in this town was FISH. But, hey! Those were some pretty impressing numbers! And certainly less depressing than some of the news stories anymore.

Note: All names and locations have been changed in order to protect the identity of the real people I am laughing at! (Hee hee hee.)

The dilemma of the tooth fairy


Lately the tooth fairy has been pretty lazy. Or - as we have discovered through various apology letters - there have been a myriad of extenuating circumstances preventing her from making her usual tooth/surprise exchanges in a timely manner. Sometimes it takes her several days or even a week to show up! We thought perhaps it was because we had moved and she didn't know where we were living. We also decided that it might be because she was unable to find the tooth because it had slid onto the floor during the night.

Finally, a friend informed us that we must have moved into a different "tooth fairy service area" (apparently there are many tooth fairies and each one is assigned to a specific "tooth zone") and this could be the cause of the delay. Like when you get a new newspaper delivery person and they are trying to learn the new route?!? Sometimes the transition takes a few days.

That made sense! Think about it - how could one little fairy fly all over the world collecting teeth each night? There just isn't enough time, and she couldn't carry all of those teeth by herself anyway. She doesn't have reindeer or a sleigh like Santa! (This also explains the discrepancies between the money and gifts left for teeth at different children's houses. Each tooth fairy can determine the type of reward left in exchange for the teeth they collect.)

Anyway, this explanation pacified Sammy for a little while, but after losing four teeth in a month (and the tooth fairy still being rather confused and MIA many nights in a row) Sammy was getting understandably frustrated.

This morning, she came into our bedroom and was pretty upset. She said that the tooth fairy had not left her a surprise (again). And worse yet - she had taken her tooth! It was definitely a theft in her mind. I dutifully got up and went to help her look for the tooth (with a dollar bill tucked into my back pocket...I know, a little suspicious, right?) We crawled all over looking under and around the bed for a sign of either the tooth or a surprise. Finally, I "discovered" a dollar bill laying behind the bed by the wall.

The tooth fairy was cleared of all burglary charges in my mind. Sammy, however, was not so sure. She picked up the dollar bill, opened it up and examined it carefully. I was already on my way out of the room at this point (as the mystery had been solved) when Sammy stopped me and asked, "Is this a fake?" Trying not to laugh, I carefully inspected the money. "No, it's really a dollar," I told her. "Well, it looks like a fake to me!" Sammy muttered as she put the dollar into her little purse.

Sammy says the silliest things sometimes. And as she gets older, her vocabulary gets bigger and her comments seem more and more hilarious! Honestly, half of what she says wouldn't be nearly as funny if she actually meant to make us laugh. But she is usually so serious when making her statements. It's just that her perspective on particular situations is often very unique...

And quite entertaining!

Ahhhhh, the insanity continues....

So, here I am late at night realizing that perhaps starting a blog was not the best idea for me as I tend to become "overly involved" in projects (CODE: obsessed). It is just too much fun to customize, choose colors, sort pictures and read other people's posts! Now I need to add something else to my To Do List: blogging!

But alas...
I do need sleep.
At least a few hours.

So...
Until next time, this is ME signing off!

Welcome

Well, here it is.
My very first attempt at a blog.

I have to admit that I've considered it before, but never had the nerve to share some of the insanity that goes on in my head with the outside world.

But - thanks to my equally crazy friend Tracey - I have been inspired to open up the contents of my mind to those brave enough to look. Mostly, I wanted a fun way to share pictures and news with family and friends while keeping a record of some of the "stuff" that happens in our everyday lives.

Between school and work and church and soccer games and tae-kwon-do practice and swim lessons and working out and making Halloween costumes and scrapbooking and meetings and errands and laundry and cooking and cleaning and car-pooling and birthday parties and phone calls and scrapbooking (Ooops! Did I say that twice?) and homework and the dog...

Do I really do all of this?

I wanted to take a moment (or several) to sit and think about what has been happening besides the everyday blahblahblahblah....

So, here goes nothing!